Welcome To The Fiction Multiverse of David Hammen - Here's a Little Bit About Me
I'm a fiction storyteller and an entertainment enthusiast who cares about one thing and one thing only; giving you the best story experience that I can provide. Though I do admit, when away from the keyboard, this other person takes over, this other David... one with "other" interests. Horrifying, I know.
That... hanious creature, known as David the inferior, is into things like Tennis, Bodybuilding, and other physically intense activities. He has another job; however, it would be incredibly stupid to say what that is, though.
His favorite color is green, which is my favorite color too. He loves Pad Kee Mow, which is funny cause I love Pad Kee Mow too. Come to think about it, maybe the inferior David is not so inferior after all... nah, I take it back, that guy sucks.
Writer David is superior. Let's go.